Retirement means a lot of waking hours to fill with activities that have always been on the to-do list, such as hiking, exploring new destinations, or making a year-long road trip in an RV, right? And then there’s the retirement party that hopefully your coworkers will throw in your honor, in which you will probably make a short speech.

In the end, it doesn’t really matter if you’re planning for retirement or just looking for an afternoon pick-me-up, we have compiled a list of the funniest jokes and quotes about retirement that we could dig up. For a topic that is often linked to fear and stress, knowing a few lighthearted asides is not necessarily a bad thing. You may even want to integrate these jokes as ice breakers when networking or giving a presentation.

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